Hey friends, It’s day 1, again. Well, not day 1 as in the beginning, it’s the first day rather. My free Lancome serum got delivered today and I consulted with the dietician.
It’s the first day to fixing my body and face, yet again! The lancome is sooo expensive but if it works, I’m buying it! This dietician was talking about reducing fat, starch and sugar, yada yada, I almost wanted to ask her if she can hold on to my vagina as well since she’s seems to be taking all the joy in my life.
I’m tired of starting all over again, every few month, maybe I shouldn’t have stopped in the first place. I don’t want to live in a world of no KFC though… AG!
That’s it! I’m going to see a dietician. All my magic tricks and hacks of losing weight don’t work anymore. In my 20s, I just had to THINK about losing weight and it fell right off! Now? Now I just walk into a bakery and gain 5kg, I walk into the canteen at work where people are having lunch and my pants burst at the seams! Fuck the 30s.
I went for a fitness assessment and for a person who’s at the gym 3-4 times a week, the results said I have the fitness age of a 40 yr old, I’m thirty fucking five! 35!!! Then I reassessed and it said 44!!!!!!!! Oh gooooosh! My cellmate (we share an office aka a cell) is 42 and her fitness level is of a 20 yr old!
So you know what, I tried swallowing a tapeworm, paid thousands to get a flatter stomach via lipolysis, bought and tried slimming pills, green tea concoctions with cayenne pepper and cinnamon and tumeric, jogging in the cold, cooking more, alcohol break, intermittent fasting, swimming, starving… and guess what, NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING worked! I now official have to lose 20kg!!!!!!!!! Not even pregnancy gets you 20 kg heavier, so that’s it, I’m seeing a dietician.
You’d think that seeing a dietician would be the first step that a grown woman who wants to lose weight would do, right? Not this grown (sideways) women.
I’ll be back with feedback after that comsultation!
I got a regret letter for a job I didn’t really want but it still stung a bit. I’m 35, do you think I’ve hit the ‘older’ and ‘expensive’ part of my career? Does this mean I must start loving my shitty job because just maybe, this is it? AG!!!
They say that everyone gets a happy ending and that if you aren’t happy then it is not the end… Right?
I vowed to get on the scale less often, I kept my promise and now I regret it. Why? Because when you take a long break ( a month) off the scale then you can’t closely monitor the damage! I gained 6kg you guys!! I don’t know how, ok I know how, but I thought it wouldn’t be THIS BAD!!!!! I weigh more than a baby whale at this point, Dr Now would take me on as a patient!
We went bowling, a group of 5 couples, including me and my man, the organisers, and when I saw the pictures of myself, I realised I’m now way out of shape! I look absolutely disgusting now, and I’m uncomfortable and literally nothing fits anymore! I’m the biggest I’ve EVER been!! like EVER, and I really do not want to get any bigger! Male Bestie was there with his girl, and he was on his best behaviour! Untitled has a cousin who’s ego is even bigger that the mama whale, he’s so annoying, I have to mention that one of the highlights was when he ripped his pants right down his ass!! HAHAHAHAHA! Serves him right, he’s a bit of a douchebag, he treated his girl with some TLC for once so I forgave him a bit!
Day 1, again!!!! Ag! Happy weight is a real thing you guys! But weight depresses me so this has to be nipped!
That’s the bad news, the good news is that I passed my international microsoft advanced excel exam!! That thing had me by the balls from December, gosh, what a relief!
I had an interview for a job that I don’t really want and flunked it. I got turned off so much when I saw the hiring manager. It’s a girl I used to work with who failed the board exam soooooo much and now she’s a manager and has my fate in her hands? No! Petty? Yes!
Why do people feel the need to tell others about their weight gain or loss or height or shape or whatever else that’s none of their concern?
Today one of the cleaning ladies just yelled in the middle of the canteen, at teatime, so peak gossip session time, she had the nerve to say “Since gaining in December nothing has changed”… That time she has NO idea about my struggles.
People can be so insensitive!
It took everything in me to not say “Fuck you”… I was literally just getting water, LOL! Can’t help but just laugh because it’s either that or tears!
Shuu, I choose to be motivated by her dagger, the revenge body will be so worth it!
So please don’t be a dickhead, I do live with myself so I’m NOT surprised by anthing you see.
Oh gosh, you have grey hair… Wow, you are so short You’ve gained a lot….
WOOOW, REALLY, I had NO idea, really? I have no mirrors or self awareness… FUCK OFF! That’s what I really wanna say….
Oh Larney! 