I had such a beautiful weekend, so much fun, so much drinking, so much sex.. just great. But as my mom used to say ‘Lethabo le tla le sello’ direct translation – ‘joy comes with tears’ and damn that’s true. I had car drama this morning, it could barely go up a slight steep, I’m talking 30 degrees angle, zero power! had to swtich it off and on, what a nightmare. Let’s rewind to the weekend.
There was this Heineken soccer party event thing, wait, how do these brands have so much money? Free alcohol, free food! Hell we even had donuts there, anyway, I’m not complaining. Remember Small world indeed? That crush is loooong gone and it feels like a lifetime ago. Importantly, when I asked MB why he didn’t hook me up with the crush he said I wouldn’t like him. This turned out to be true as he has knock-knees, he can barely see, even his sunglasses are double lenses. This sound like HIS problems. I always tell you guys that I have a healing aura and all that, guys it’s true, random people love to tell me their deepest darkest secrets. This former crush, on top of all his problems, decided to corner me and tell me the most shocking secret ever!
Untitled being the responsible man that he is, decided he wouldn’t drive drunk so he booked a hotel, we were going to uber there and back but we ended up being picked up by his friend. Got there, partied like rockstars, I LOOKED FUCKING HOTTTTT, so Untitled was glued to me all night. I love him. I was wearing a tiny leather skirt that could possible be a belt!!!! LOL! So the sex that followed was amazing as it was building up the whole night! Anyway, we were dancing and just having a blast!
Then former crush, FC, found a slot and snuck in, actually his pants were wet by the crotch and I blurted out “did you fucking pee your pants?” only for him to say YES!! He went on to explain the trauma he experienced as a child and how it doesn’t occur to him if he needs to pee!!!!!!!!! I felt bad, asked him if his friends know, he said NO! Well I pillow talked this secret to Untitled because it could have been a trap. looking back at the pictures, he started to pee when we got there. Why does he drink?? Or set up a reminder every hour to go pee! Shuuuu, I feel sorry for him though.
Outside of that bomb, I had a great night. Drank a lot, I was sick in the morning. So so so sick! So sick that I did the T&F combo. Throw up and fart combo. It was bad. Untitled was rubbing my back and just looking sad for me. I really can’t recover like I used to. I’m really really deep in my 30s.
Tomorrow we go away for his birthday! YAY.